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300 QUEERS 300 QUEERS

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Another Great Delivery by JohnnyUtah

-To the hippie losers who complained about this:
Go to hell. No one likes a f*cking pussy who can't stand to see an animated ballsack. So what if there's two dudes in the nude? You have balls too, don't you? Oh, wait, I forgot; you chopped them off and set them on fire, because you can't stand to see your own. Well, have a nice life in your closet; no one likes a pussy. (except straight dudes)

-To JohnnyUtah
You never lost your touch. I saw this and thought, "Tankmen"! Every time you make flash, it has a special JohnnyUtah vibe. Bravo.



WTC Tribute - 'Always' WTC Tribute - 'Always'

Rated 0 / 5 stars

A Tiny Number of Lives Lost?

Alright, Teh_Havoc...

First off, I don't think that more than 3,000 lives is not a lot. IT IS A MASSIVE NUMBER OF CASUALITIES. Think out of your box- Try to visionize the thought of your friends and family who died in the tyrantical attacks of 9/11. A tiny number? Are you fucking retarded for something? Yes, more than 8,000 people may have died in Japan in 1945... But still, it IS a waste of life isn't it? And the Japanese didn't do it, did they? It was not the entire Persian sea- Or even all the races on Earth- It was a small group of people who think that by terrorizing innocent people to gain political advantages. Al-Queda. Since one of the main leaders of Al-Queda was killed, nothing has really changed. There are hundreds of thousands that want to achieve a goal of living their dream, who use terrorism to get what they NEED, not want. I am not trying to disgrace Al-Queda, as they try to have chances too- They need help. If President Bush drops a nuke on them, they won't destroy terrorism, would they? No, as I said, hundreds of thousands use certain tactics to get what they need. If President Bush hadn't gone into the decision of getting us into this pointless war, all would be safe. Actually, it wasn't even President Bush who caused the war. Think back- A LONG time back, a century ago. The Treaty of Versailles was signed, and kept many safe, as many thought. Yet, the century's generations of children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren would not be safe. We been through World War I, World War II, the Cold War, the Cuban Missle Crisis, Vietnam, and the Persian Gulf War. If the Treaty of Versailles hadn't been signed, the Soviet Union would not have been established, and Germany's hyper-inflation from losing World War I would have been.

Second off, I, and many others are APPALLED, at your disgrace. We, the World, would never think that anyone wouldn't be scared by the horrific actions of a small, small few. Please, we beg, do not act like you don't care... We know you do, and it seperates you from the world.

I rated all of these zero, because you can never rate something that caused a near deathblow to a nation.



Miss Dynamite XIX Miss Dynamite XIX

Rated 0 / 5 stars

This is just terrible.

This flash was the worst hunk of megabytes ever made on this site. Please, you must stop this series. It was funny at first, then it got annoying, the "humor" was horrible, and apalling to the victims of Hurricane Katrina. I could hardly hear the voices, the style was just shit, and the violence? Just as stupid as the one with Terri Schiavo. I have a couple of words to say: Uninstall your Macromedia Flash Maker, delete ALL of the Miss Dynamite flash of your computer, dig a hole, and bury yourself. And make sure, that no Archeologist finds out anything about Miss Dynamite.


Sirkowski responds:

Stay in school kids!


Star Wars : AOTPDD Star Wars : AOTPDD

Rated 2 / 5 stars

I'm shocked.

How low can you go, from such a good movie as Lo Mein? I mean, God, this flash is so bad, that I won't even properly review it! Trust me on this one: Do NOT make anymore flash like this. Promise me. No more Osama, or anymore terrorists. Do something original.



Star Wars : Lo Mein Star Wars : Lo Mein

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Sweet.

Awesome flash. Here's my lowdown:

-Graphics, wasn't exactly the best, but not the worst either. The blood scene raised you by a point.

-Style, was really awesome. You caught Star Wars, and you molded it into a 6 mega-byte hunk of great flash.

-Sound, there wasn't any backround music.

-Violence, I loved how the Emperor got agitated and destroyed the China man. But what are China men doing on Corsucant? Or is the planet Coruscant? Talk to me.

-Interactivity, there was no interactivity.

-Humor? As good as it comes. Keep makin' flash, man.



Darth Vulgar Darth Vulgar

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Never seen funnier Star Wars flash.

I'd never stop watching this. You are the king of Star Wars humor. Here's my lowdown:

-Graphics, they were alright. At least you worked hard enough to make Darth Vulgar move. People almost never want to work a bit harder.

-Style, it was sweet. You caught the Star Wars flair, and you mixed a bit of your humor in there, too.

-Sound, it was so hysterical, that even when I heard Darth Vulgar breathe, it left me with half of my rib cages cracked open from laughing. I also like the backround music.

-Violence, I couldn't say anything about violence. There was no violence.

-Interactivity, there was no interactivity.

-Humor, left me in stitches. I never heard funnier. I still use your lines on the Star Wars Empire at War chatroom. Of course, I say who used those jokes first.

Overalll- A perfect 10. Keep making Star Wars flash.

Second Opinion- A 9. Because of the graphics, but I'll go with the Overall.